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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
This is a compilation of jokes that personally when i was reading them made me laugh. They may not be the funniest jokes on the planet but in the chemistry world these jokes definitely have some meaning. They may be super cheesy and quirky but they relate to chemistry and that's what this blog is about.
Submitted by: Garrett Procunier
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I enjoyed these. I found this other joke I enjoyed about a week ago that was a chemistry joke. What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 Na. There's also one by the chemistry cat. Do you have any sodium hypobromite? NaBrO. Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Full. Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO. Is silicon the same in Spanish? Si.
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